After nearly a month of internal negotiations at Drunk Prom Date, LLC, with many backroom deals, blood signed commitments and greased palms (and/or fists) Drunk Prom Date has finally agreed on a New Year’s Resolution for this, the year of our Lord 2005. In an official press release from DPDPD (Drunk Prom Date Promotions Director) David Linksteinerson – “Drunk Prom Date has always advocated rocking hard, but this year DPD is committed to rocking in the Quartz/Topaz range of hard rock.”

 1 = Talc - Bryan Adams
 2 = Gypsum - Loverboy
 3 = Calcite - Journey
 4 = Fluorite - Faster Pussycat
 5 = Apatite (fluorapatite) - Judas Priest
 6 = Orthoclase - Van Halen
 7 = Quartz - Drunk Prom Date
 8 = Topaz - Kiss
 9 = Corundum - AC/DC
10 = Diamond - Black Sabbath

Many fans will question themselves as to why Drunk Prom Date doesn’t strive for the diamond stage of rock hardness. Unfortunately, to reach that pinnacle, Drunk Prom Date would have to be a lot more talented then they are. As far as talent goes, Drunk Prom Date falls into the talc/gypsum category.

So start the new year off right, or at least the last 11 months of it, join Drunk Prom Date this Saturday, January 29th @ 9pm at the Yucca Tap Room in Tempe, on the Southwest Corner of Mill and Southern (yes that’s directly kitty corner from Monkey Pants Bar & Grill.)

Drunk Prom Date at:
Yucca Tap Room
SW corner of Mill & Southern in Tempe
Saturday Jan 29 @ 9pm

Rock On,
Drunk Prom Date
www.drunkpromdate.com