Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called Rock

Electric word Rock
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The Roll

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in Fountain Hills
U know the one - Dr Love Me All Night
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much does He like to rock

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the rock and roll
In this life
There is Drunk Prom Date

Get Crazy this Saturday night with the men in boys briefs - Drunk Prom Date.
www.drunkpromdate.com

Monkey Pants Bar & Grill
3223 South Mill Ave
NE corner of Mill & Southern in Tempe
www.monkeypantsbar.com