Last week as Drunk Prom Date soaked in their gold plated DPD communal bath after a hard night of rock and roll we got a call on our gold plated DPD phone. A sinister voice on the other end screamed “Beware the Eyes of Marge” and then hung up. Well not being up on our 10th grade reading assignments we just assumed that Marge was a groupie with glass eyes and we should be waring of accidentally using them on our gold plated DPD ping-pong table.

Well luckily Marge the Groupie, who incidentally doesn’t have glass eyes, is up on her 10th grade reading homework. Let’s not delve into why Marge is up on her 10th grade studies, for the sake of this story let’s just concluded that, for reasons ought not known, she’s up on her lessons. So anywho Marge grabbed our attention and told us of Caeser’s warning “Beware the Ides of March” and concluded that on March 15 – The Ides of March, a member of DPD would be stabbed. We all assumed it would come from The Chadwick's, but to our dismay she said it would be an inside job and that one of the other four DPD members will slay a band member using a DPD gold plated dagger. Can you taste the irony?

Et Tu Slurred Speech?

So with that in mind, Saturday March 13 at Iguana Macks in Chandler will be Drunk Prom Date’s final show. Watch how the entire band unravels as accusations fly and murmurs of dissent crackle through the peavey amps. I’m imagining a Mexican stand off where none of the band members turns their back on the other the entire show. Pure, Riveting, Excitement says The College Times. It’s suggested that you bring cameras or sculpting clay to capture the memories.

Ok to recap – Last show before a member of DPD is stabbed.

Saturday, March 13
Iguana Macks @ 9p in Chandler
On Alma School N. of Ray

Carpe Diem,
Drunkous Prom Dateus