Dear Drunk Prom Date Stockholders,

We regret that many of you have invested your life savings into DPD Incorporated only to see your nest egg dwindle like a Diff'rent Strokes’ star’s career. It has been a scandalous year for all of us at Drunk Prom Date. Slurred Speech’s well publicized arrest for indecent exposure at what he assumed was Tempe town lake’s nude beach began DPD’s earnings per share decline from a high of $13.50 when we played Cricket Pavilion to an all time band low of $.08 as of today. And our current lawsuit against the Chadwicks for having a monopoly on really hot chicks at their shows continues to draw much valuable resources from our limited cash surplus.

After poor advice from our accounting firm Arthur Andersen, Drunk Prom Date shows have always been NO COVER. Being musicians and not accounting wizards, though earlier this year the band performed dressed as advertising wizards, Drunk Prom Date was unaware that the no cover practice didn’t generate needed funds for its increased whiskey and water addiction. The Board of Directors will not stand idle and let this go on any further, they have taken action and ordered that Drunk Prom Date immediately refill the coffers that have been so capriciously depleted. So fortunately for you there will be a rock and roll show this Friday, but unfortunately there will be a cover charge of 64 cents per person. In lieu of 64 cents you may bring a perishable food item like a donut, cumquat or black bean salad.

Strap in and hold on this Friday October 10, 2003, Drunk Prom Date will be rocking the good and bad people of Tempe at The Sets on the SE corner of Mill & Southern.

 
Drunk Prom Date
The Sets @ 9:30p
SE corner of Mill Ave & Southern
FREE gift from Fascinations with paid 64 cent cover

Cordially,

The Drunk Prom Date Board of Directors
October 7, 2003