Our advertising agency has convinced us that Drunk Prom Date has not been getting the reach and frequency needed to maintain its rock and roll market share in the Phoenix music industry. They did a wonderful Power Point presentation along with some smart looking pie charts, and a bizarre, yet helpful, rubber chicken graph illustrating that The Chadwicks are closing in on our dominate 25 – 44 year old demo, skewing more towards drunken balding males. It’s their assertion that if Drunk Prom Date plays the Evolution Bar this Friday, we could pick up a major share of The Chadwicks’ elusive, yet highly prized, 21 – 34 year old hot chicks demo. Their suggestion is that Drunk Prom Date stuff their trousers with live miniature raccoons flown in from Ecuador. We’re paying these Ad Wizards too much money not to listen to their brilliant ideas.
You asked for it, you got it: Drunk Prom Date’s Flora and Fauna Night.
Evolution Bar
32nd Street/Greenway
Friday, September 12, 2003 @ 9p
No cover
Be there and bring the Bactine!!!
Drunk Prom Date
